*starts a fire in my kitchen*
*starts fire in my bedroom*
Omfg. Um. Hello there.
*Starts a fire in my pants!!!*
*gets trapped in lift*
The best part is that there’s a fairly decent chance, given the background of the photo (dry wilderness and scrub brush) that the firefighter in this picture is a Hotshot—
And Hotshots, along with Smoke-Jumpers, are sort of like… Okay. If firefighters are rockstars, Hot-Shots are Queen and Smoke-Jumpers are whatever Tony Stark uses to rev himself up for badassery.
Hotshots are elite firefighters who train extensively and are inserted into high-risk terrain in order to fight the fire on the ground.
In layman’s terms—if there’s a forest fire threatening your house, the hotshots are the dudes digging the fire trenches while whirling beams of fire snap give feet from them.
And then, then, there’s the Smoke-Jumpers. As their name implies, they jump smoke.
In layman’s terms—the fires the hotshots can’t reach by land? Those crazy fuckera PARACHUTE into forest fires.
Because jumping out of a plane isn’t scary enough, they do it in near-zero visibility, through scorching smoke, with the risk that the thermals and currents could blow them right into a burning tree, to pick a landing spot so they can then be in remote backwoods wilderness with minimal hope of rescue if something goes tits up.
So yeah. If this lady’s an urban firefighter she’s a huge badass. But if my guess is right and she’s a more elite unit, then I want to have her gay babies like, yesterday.
How to cover up tattoos!
- use a red lipstick covering the outlines
- pat on a light concealer, using a setting powder
- pat on your skin tone concealer, and clean up any mistakes using baby wipes to remove excess concealer
- use a fluffy brush and smooth it out with foundation powder.
we don’t usually reblog/post cosplay stuff, but a friend pointed it out to me and i haven’t seen it elsewhere SO maybe it can help someone!
Useful for cosplay AND if you’re applying for a job that views tattoos as ‘unprofessional’.
Also good for hickeys
This just seems useful for any purpose so here you go
I find that it's easier to keep your true self buried under several layers of untrue selves, to protect yourself.
Black Widow | Winter Soldier
You’re not the guy to make the sacrifice play, to lay down on a wire and let the other guy crawl over you.
50: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to?
I guess my brother?
51: How often do I wear a fake smile?
Not too often, I don’t think.
52: When was the last time I hugged someone?
53 :What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me?
I most likely would be okay with it, as I’m not in a relationship and sometimes kissing people is fun?
54: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not?
Um, not that I know of? I trust my best friend and I’m pretty sure that’s a thing I should do?
55:What is something I disliked about today?
"omfg is that a next generation top? so you think picard is better than kirk? wow loser kirk is way better!"
"what, really? you like the reboot? you’re not a trUE fan omfg i bet you’ve never even seen the original series!?!!!?!?"
Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress.
The weird thing about Beacon Hills is that it actually is a beacon.
THIS IS SO FUCKING IMPORTANT!
black ballerina excellence
All of time and space, everywhere and anywhere. Every star that ever was. Where do you want to start?